I was going to post this on Craigslist based off Mr. X’s suggestion, but then I thought of a better audience – all of you. I don’t want some stranger to read this and potentially benefit, I’d rather show all of you. So this is my experiment: show you all my current fantasy.

I want to fuck you in a parking garage. It’s cold, oddly lit, completely constructed with not a natural bit of construction added to it. Basically it’s the complete opposite of the warm, passionate, and instinctual fucking I want to happen there. It would happen after meeting at a bar, both of us want to at least return to one of our place’s but they’re too far away. We need each now, in this completely unnatural place. Sure we can hide between cars or in our car, but sound reverberates all throughout here. Anyone walking to their car can hear us, but that’s just part of the fun.

So, now the question is – who wants to validate my ticket?