You’re noble in defeat, FS. And that’s why we call it a challenge. Also, I have no doubt that there will be other games and other opportunities to demonstrate your many, many skills.

Dare, JohnnyRod. After all, the biggest kick of this is posting your adventures, and then getting to read about the adventures that everybody else gets up to.

I love this, Tori. You paint the scene wonderfully, with great little touches (how could you not choose to approach the guy in the Wrangler jeans?). In short: I like your style, and I love that this blog has been […]

Thanks for your comments, Hiding. Would love to hear more about how your bar experiment turned out. And yes, as framed by readers, these seem to be the two options: reject the experiment and turn it back on her; […]

But what a pleasant “difficult situation”! As for the “Got it? Good,” in this case it was just me consciously echoing her, but yes, we’ve lived together for a while and share some of the same speech and writing […]

Yep, liking this, Sam. And it all dissolves into one mad worldwide orgy.

Nope – I say Yep, and I’m beginning to be thoroughly humbled by the brains of this blog’s readers. Put you all in the room, and we’d get the national debt (pick your nation) and a host of other political problems […]

I do like the idea that holding back might make all future taxis “erogenous zones”.

(reposting a comment from previous post by Moist Von Lipwig so we have all of our advice grouped together)

hah. an interesting one.

i suppose in game terminology, this is the mother of all shit tests — she […]

Where have you been all my life, Moist Von Lipwig? And why did I content myself with such an obvious pseudonym when there were fantastic possibilities like “Moist Von Lipwig”? This is a masterful breakdown, and […]

You win many multiples of bonus points for bravery. Maybe we should create a “Spirit of the Sex Experiment” award. You’d win it, I think. Unfortunately I can’t comment too convincingly on your Skype-worthiness, […]

I thought about you when I saw this, WS. Maybe it will finally inspire some of our readers to give you a manly experiment.

Good question, Loverboy. She’s (knowingly) putting me to the test. The question is how openly to acknowledge it. Mr. X is essential to keep us both “free”, I think, and I definitely don’t want to “kill him off”.

That sounds like quite a first date, Miss O! Makes me wish I’d taken up taxi driving as a profession. And now I’ve got a new fantasy.

This is great, LL, and I’m not at all surprised that you’ve become a popular girl. Fun.

I’ll take it!

Believe it’s right there between your legs, Innocent – as usual.

Thanks, Innocent. I’d like also like to introduce you to an Innocent Aura below.

Then I absolutely want to know what I’ve won.

Yes, it’s one of those cases where neither the ego nor the alter-ego can help himself. And of course now, FS, you’re in that studio in my mind.