An old fantasy of mine is sex on a boat. It’s an old one because I rarely find myself on a boat, much less with a beautiful woman ready to get dirty. I just love the thought of the sound of water as we rock the boat, not to mention the natural rocking from the waves. It would set a great natural slow pace for us to follow, like it’s nature’s way of telling us to slow down and enjoy the moment. Since it’s also out in the middle of the fucking water, there’s nowhere to hide. Completely exposed to the elements, but something tells me the elements wouldn’t mind.