I recently found out, strictly by accident, that my wife is interested in making a sex video. We had some very rare alone time a couple of weeks ago when she broached the topic.

“You have video on your iPad, right?”

“Yes, why, what are you thinking?”

“I’m thinking we should use it. Can you password protect it?”

Since I told her I wasn’t sure, we decided to skip using it…this time. Last thing we want is for someone to accidentally find it while browsing the iPad. I will, however, broach the topic again with the mention of emailing it to myself.

Just goes to show, that when you think you know someone, you don’t.