So Mr. X. We have a real experiment in front of the misses which I, for one, am anxiously awaiting to hear the results of, but in the interest of keeping me (and I suppose the rest of your readers) distracted until the big reveal, I started to remember details of so many of the other instances where wild exuberance (or calculated intention) resulted in someones lips becoming locked on a person other than their significant other. Its an act that has so many potential meanings as to boggle the mind. I wrote several more stories out, but my post was getting too long and confused, so I had the idea that for each post that one of your readers posted (first hand, witnessed, unintentional or patently intentional) about an “impromptu” and highly public “cheating” moment, I would post another one of mine. I don’t have dozens, but I do have more than 10 that I could recall, so the more (and more painfully inappropriate or erotic) the better!