On the seventh day before Christmas, I drilled a small hole in each of six wooden clothespins, then tied the clothespins along a piece of twine, leaving some length of twine between clothespins. The result is a series of clothespins that I clamped in a row along her breasts, starting and ending on each nipple. When she couldn’t take my teasing any more, I tugged sharply on the twine, pulling the row of clothespins free, one after the other…. Sharp, explosive stripping of the clothespin zipper.