Back in the dodgy days, I was in a karaoke bar. On stage, was an Axl Rose lookalike. Long dirty blonde hair, tall, slim build, great voice… the whole nine yards. Watching every move as he paced the stage like a caged lion got me hot. He came and sat in the corner where I was afterward, looked over at me, and said “Well?” I replied “What?” I kid you not… the dude actually came out with… “Are we fucking?”. Of all the thoughts running through my head, the one that slipped out of my mouth, was “Okay”. And damn he was fun! Spent a number of one night interludes at that house.